DBZ Pairing Guide -- Page 1

le 29 July 2008
Done in crayon, oil pastel and permanent marker (fine and ultrafine point).

DISCLAIMER:

In no way am I insulting, bashing or abusing anyone's favorite pairing(s). This is SATIRE, meaning that I'm simply poking fun at the pairings because I can. Admittedly, I dislike some of these couples, but I also support and/or have no opinion on others. Personally, I find fandom funny and this is my way of expressing that amusement. If you're offended by any of these pages, you really need to reevaluate your priorities in life.

In case you can't read my crappy handwriting, here's what each panel says:

GokuChiChi -- > Unspoken Affection
ChiChi: I love you, Goku...<3
Goku: ...
ChiChi: Well? I'm waiting.
Goku: For what?

VegetaBulma --> Sweet Nothings
Vegeta: You're a foul-mouthed meddlesome shrew!
Bulma: And you're a glorified space-chimp with homicidal tendencies!
Vegeta: But the sex is good.
Bulma: Oh, yeah, totally.

Krillen18 --> Beating All the Odds
Krillen: W-Well, since you're all good and everything now and you've got noplace to go, I was thinking that you could maybe move in with me and --
18: Yeah, sure.
Krillen: S-Seriously?

GohanVidel --> Love is Color Blind
Gohan: She fell in love with my cool persona and rad fasion sense.
Videl: ...yeah, sure, that was it.

Page 2: [link]
Page 3: (coming soon!)
Page 4: (coming soon!)

This series will feature pairings from Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball GT, btw. Het, yaoi and yuri alike.

I also hope to make some DBZ Crack!Pairing pages for this project that covers some of the weirder non-canon pairings (ie, stuff like Mr.SatanBaba, TurtlePu'ar, PiccoloGinyuFrog, etc.)

Megami <3