le 18 September 2008
Done in crayon, oil pastel and permanent marker (fine and ultrafine point).
You know how guys tend to fantasize that girls slumber parties are basically comprised of scenes from soft core lesbian porn? Well, most of you gentlemen will be disappointed to know that the average sleepover consists of nothing more than facials, hair braiding, making s'mores and watching movies. That's really about it. Sorry to disillusion anyone.
Here's what I imagine them saying:The GirlsAkane:
I've got the snacks, guys. Have you picked out a movie yet?Videl:
Not yet. I was thinking an action flick, though. Maybe Die Hard
or a Samurai movie?Kagome:
What about a family film? I haven't seen Lady and the Tramp
in a long time. Oh! What about Old Yeller
M-Maybe something scary...? I b-brought The Sixth Sense
I have Azumanga Daio
! But maybe we should make s'mores first. They're really great when you dip them in this avocado/mud facial mask...The GuysKon:
WHAT?! Where's the lingerie? The pillow fights? WHY IS NO ONE KISSING?!Happosai:
Hmm...maybe they don't have anything sexy. I could always offer them something from my precious collection...Master Roshi:
My aerobics tapes are more exciting than this...Miroku:
I was informed that there would be maidens disrobing at this gathering. Have I been deceived?Jiraiya:
I can't use any
of this for my new book...
This is actually a two part piece, so you'll have to see the second deviation to really get the joke. See the link below.In Your Wildest Dreams
(!!WARNING!! There's nothing particularly sexual about this pic, but the girls ARE dressed more provocatively. Not parent/worksafe.)