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In Reality by megaminoeien In Reality by megaminoeien
le 18 September 2008
Done in crayon, oil pastel and permanent marker (fine and ultrafine point).

You know how guys tend to fantasize that girls slumber parties are basically comprised of scenes from soft core lesbian porn? Well, most of you gentlemen will be disappointed to know that the average sleepover consists of nothing more than facials, hair braiding, making s'mores and watching movies. That's really about it. Sorry to disillusion anyone.

Here's what I imagine them saying:

The Girls

Akane: I've got the snacks, guys. Have you picked out a movie yet?

Videl: Not yet. I was thinking an action flick, though. Maybe Die Hard or a Samurai movie?

Kagome: What about a family film? I haven't seen Lady and the Tramp in a long time. Oh! What about Old Yeller?

Hinata: M-Maybe something scary...? I b-brought The Sixth Sense...

Orihime: I have Azumanga Daio! But maybe we should make s'mores first. They're really great when you dip them in this avocado/mud facial mask...

The Guys

Kon: WHAT?! Where's the lingerie? The pillow fights? WHY IS NO ONE KISSING?!

Happosai: Hmm...maybe they don't have anything sexy. I could always offer them something from my precious collection...

Master Roshi: My aerobics tapes are more exciting than this...

Miroku: I was informed that there would be maidens disrobing at this gathering. Have I been deceived?

Jiraiya: I can't use any of this for my new book...

This is actually a two part piece, so you'll have to see the second deviation to really get the joke. See the link below.

In Your Wildest Dreams (!!WARNING!! There's nothing particularly sexual about this pic, but the girls ARE dressed more provocatively. Not parent/worksafe.)

Megami <3
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alexis0599 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
If u added InuYasha and Songo I would be even happier! But love the pic!
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megaminoeien Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011
Lolz, thank you :D
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alexis0599 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
No problem!
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Markthalemue Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:laughing:
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megaminoeien Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010
:D
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cream-bunny156 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
This one is more plausible lol, but the guys have their dreams :giggle:
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megaminoeien Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
:lmao: They certainly do...
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cream-bunny156 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
:D
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BigBootyInc Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010
The last person is

Male
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Wise man

Female
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Yae

from Ganbare Goemon. :)


nice picture! :D
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megaminoeien Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010
Thanks :D
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